About Critter Heist Tycoon
A red carpet runs straight through a blocky meadow, and the silliest creatures you have ever seen march along it in a never-ending parade. There is a banana-hat kitten in a pink tutu, a fish living inside a toaster, a lion with a broccoli mane and a deer whose head is an old television. Each one has a price tag and a little cash-per-second number floating above it. Buy the ones you can afford and they waddle home to your base, hop onto a pedestal and start earning. Step on the green pads to scoop up the coins, then spend them on rarer critters, extra pedestals, faster sneakers or a loyal guard pup. The real fun starts next door: five rival builders run their own bases, and their best critters sit right there on open pedestals. Sneak in while the owner is out shopping, lift a critter over your head and sprint home before they catch you. Of course, they will try the same trick on you, so remember to slam your red lock button when someone comes snooping. Lucky hours bring rare spawns, golden and diamond mutations double or quadruple income, and twelve rebirths keep raising the stakes.
How to play
Move with WASD, the arrow keys or by clicking the ground; on a phone drag anywhere to walk. Walk up to a critter on the carpet and press E or Space (or tap its bubble) to buy it. Step on the green pad in front of a pedestal to collect its cash. Hold E next to a rival's critter to steal it and run back into your base. Touch a thief to bonk them. Step on the red button to lock your base. Reach the income goal and step on the gold pad to rebirth. While you carry loot, press E or Space (or tap the ⚡ button) to dash away from chasers.
Controls
| W A S DArrow keys | Move |
| Mouse | Move |
| ESpace | Grab |
Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆ · Released: 2026-10-08